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Nov 29, 2023
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“Go and eat the tamago sando, immediately.”

“Can you do me a favour and go and get an egg sandwich?”

“Omg, the egg sandos are THE BEST.”

“The egg sandwiches are insane.”

The sandwich in question

To everyone who bombed my DMs with these comments while I was in Japan for the first time, you are wrong. You have been misled. You have fallen for the tamago sando propaganda.

I fucking love egg sandwiches. Those little, farty triangles of mush that find their way onto every catered lunch tray are the bomb. Add some dull and rancid curry powder to the mix and I am all about it. Got any waterlogged sprouts or wilted watercress? Fuck me up.

There is no such thing as a shit egg sandwich- or so I thought.

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